Fox Szn is INNOCENT!

People are claiming that Fox Szn let a baby fall from a tree, but that was 4 years ago! Foxes only live about four years, and he was also middle aged already. So that was definitely our nepo baby's father before he gave up on music and became a record label executive instead. Then the Ned Flamez we know now who has the same name and appearance (apart from his superior facial hair) inherited the original's accounts. So the current Fox Szn is innocent! 

Also, when he sang "I'm 45", he was obviously talking about moons like how the cats in the Warriors series measure time. I think it's safe to assume that foxes also measure time like that. Let's calculate how old he really is! 

There are 29.5 days in a lunar cycle

29.5 * 45 = 1327.5 days

1327.5 / 365 = 3.63698630137

3 * 365 = 1095 days

63.698630137% of 365 is 232.5 days

1095 + 232.5 = 1327.5 so I know I didn't get too confused half way though calculating this (though I did lose my train of thought)

232.5 + 1 leap day = 233.5 

Now let find out the average month length in case Google's day-to-month calculator is inaccurate in some way: 

365 / 12 = 30.4166666667

233.5 / 30.4166666667 = 7.67671232876 months 

0.67671232876 * 30.4166666667 = 20.5833333331 days 

So the current Fox Szn was about 3 years, 7 months, and 20.6 days old at the time he made Nepo Baby two months ago. And his father is DEAD because foxes don't live long :(