school is fucking shit

There is school, it is that place where everything fucking stupid could happen to you.                                For example, one day the damn monkeys in your classroom hide your backpack, the sons of bitches, other anecdotes is who you will hang out with every year, you can choose who you are going to be friends with.                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                            But I implore you not to become friends with the fucking weirdo in the room, unless it's you.

One of the sins of school is to go to the bathrooms, and have them open the door and see you in your most sacred privacy, but for that the masters of the art of the school created an ancient technique which was to hold on to the tremendous trunk of tamarind