Caleb

You guys ever just meet someone and go "wow this person is one strange creature..." And then said weirdo becomes one of your closest friends??

Caleb!! I umm... 'babysat' his brother and then I finally met him and he like hated me and I thought he was just weird. Now we're so close that he just shows up to my house uninvited and I'm like, "OH MY GOD!! CALEB!!" and then the big man goes "OH MY GOD!! WOLF!!" and then he'll like do something stupid like spin me around in a circle and I just sit there and laugh hysterically

Get you a friend like Caleb

Downside to Caleb, he requires food when he visits :( but that's okay, because man has got to feed his brother and uhh he does stuffs for me in return

He's also a couple years older than me

If he shows up today it is OVER!! going to make him cuddle with me like we're a gay little couple and he cannot refuse because he signed the contract (the contract is giving me the slightest affection. I will not be letting him go now)