Bands not coming to your state

Do you live in a desolate, unpopulated state? Do bands you like NEVER come over here? Do you have to pay for a plane, hotel, rental car, all that shit, on TOP of expensive ass concert tickets just to go to Seattle to see your favorite band?

Me the fuck too

Fall Out Boy.

If you read this.

COME TO ALASKA PLEEEEEAAAASSSSEEEEEEEE