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Bro im trynna drink says the zach. Main hell naw don't do it says keanu. You cant telly me what to do you stupid druggie atleast Im not addicted. What the hell are you talking about you very obviously have a problem. Nah cuh I have no problems Unlike you Its not illeggle so its okay my bruddah. I wanna go to rehab.  YOU CANT BE FIXED, I need a drink. Me too. AND THEN THEY OD AND DIE THE END.