i fink im CURSED!!1!!1 (rant)

dear diary, 

i think i might be cursed. i can't stop meeting RETARDED MEN. im literally an angel. im pretty, im smart, im funny, and i give AMAZING head!!! and there's still so much more. but why is it that ive never met a guy that's good enough for me? it's not that im desperate of that i want to meet someone but its kind of interesting how im literally better than every dude like EVER!? and the men that hit on me are actually OUTRAGEOUS..like this one time a dude sent me a recording me him pissing and his dick was fucking purple and he said he wanted 2 hook up...ermm are you fucking RETARDED VRO!? i personally find men cringy and annoying because most of them act like they're 3 years old. i don't get why they have birthdays..it's not like they're growing up or anything.

toodles!!!