How to commit the perfect murder( ◜‿◝ )♡ (leave suggestions in the comments)
Surgical gloves to hide evidence (hand prints)
I recommend to not use any weapon like knife, gun, baseball bat if you wanna be 100% sure you won't get find <3
Make sure to cover all your body, yes, everything, including all of your skin, just leave your eyes visible, so, yk...
The person has to be a complete stranger and someone nobody would ever care about, is a drug addict, and specially if it's a big city, make sure their work involves loneliness, that they're not an artist, has no ambitions in life, no future, no family, no friends. also helps if u wanna simulate their suicide. usa, china, Russia etc... are the best countries to do this fun shit cuz u government aint givin a shit hehe.
practice your strength and velocity, also quietness is very necessary, make sure they dont make any sounds and only leave the body if youre simulating a suicide, if not, make their body disappear.
Ropes!: to simulate a suicide, tie the victim up (make sure to use gloves and specific clothes to not leave any evidence)
if you wanna kill only one person, do your best, and its recommended that you commit suicide if anyone tries to report u right after if u arent a masochist or wanna get raped in jail hehe.
my few cents on this. - pseudocide is tricky because forensic science has progressed throughout the years and has become a major factor in solving crimes. history with mental illness, suicide ideation and signs of struggle (bruises, cuts, swelling, propelling of blood, tears and holes in clothing and many more), etc. are all taken into account. pseudocide is playing the long game. it’s flimsy and one wrong move could expose the death as murder and not suicide. not to mention: when discovering the body, the worst tends to comes to mind, doesn’t it? murder is usually taken into account unless proven otherwise — wouldn’t it be only a matter of ‘who’ killed the victim, not ‘if the victim was killed’? (if you’re leaving behind a letter to really seal the deal, they will analyze the handwriting if it’s identical.) - if you drug them to fake dying of old age, testing might eventually reveal it to be a murder since the substance would linger inside of the body. toxicology, anyone? - if it’s a home invasion, full coverage of the body will not erase the traits of your presence. the method of entering: if you force open the door, it could leave a dent in the material or scrape the floor. in fact, there was a recent discovery about this! fibres of clothing could end up at crime scenes. it’s how a couple of cases were solved too (soham murders for example) and if this specific micropiece of fibre isn’t identical in the victim’s own closet, it’s suspicious. it’s referred to as ‘contactless airborne transfer’ anyway. don’t kill people. that’s illegal, you know? lol.
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trogoautoegocrat
my few cents on this.
- pseudocide is tricky because forensic science has progressed throughout the years and has become a major factor in solving crimes. history with mental illness, suicide ideation and signs of struggle (bruises, cuts, swelling, propelling of blood, tears and holes in clothing and many more), etc. are all taken into account. pseudocide is playing the long game. it’s flimsy and one wrong move could expose the death as murder and not suicide. not to mention: when discovering the body, the worst tends to comes to mind, doesn’t it? murder is usually taken into account unless proven otherwise — wouldn’t it be only a matter of ‘who’ killed the victim, not ‘if the victim was killed’? (if you’re leaving behind a letter to really seal the deal, they will analyze the handwriting if it’s identical.)
- if you drug them to fake dying of old age, testing might eventually reveal it to be a murder since the substance would linger inside of the body. toxicology, anyone?
- if it’s a home invasion, full coverage of the body will not erase the traits of your presence. the method of entering: if you force open the door, it could leave a dent in the material or scrape the floor. in fact, there was a recent discovery about this! fibres of clothing could end up at crime scenes. it’s how a couple of cases were solved too (soham murders for example) and if this specific micropiece of fibre isn’t identical in the victim’s own closet, it’s suspicious. it’s referred to as ‘contactless airborne transfer’
anyway. don’t kill people. that’s illegal, you know? lol.
G-man Jr
what......
gashleen
thank you very helpful!