pros and cons about henry

pros

• pretty eyes
• band 
• goofy and texts first 
• tall
• nice hands
• talented

cons

• looks like an older version of young biggy norris 
• cheated on his ex
• up himself
• texted me “morning glory” the second day we were talking to this day still don’t know if he was openly trying to tell me i gave him a boner but oh well (we are both minors and he is 2 years older)
• he waves his arms about whenever the prologue starts playing in the show we’re doing like an anime  cosplayer your not a fucking conductor get a life
• therartre kid
• his insta LIKE wym revolutionise the pain u fucking nerd
• greasy hair 
• everyone i know hates him 
• in green the house
• metal elitist
• his favourite film is fucking fight club
• says he’s ’js like bojack’ THATS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF BLUD
• hates my music taste probably (I don’t actually know because he didn’t have the common decency to ask me??)
• reposted a video about how rich men won’t be with a woman who’s ‘looking for a guy’ (what the fuck there is no way u can be serious)
• his jacket is stupid
• wears skinny tracksuit cargos basically every day (what the actual fuck)
• forces his voice down
• only talks about himself
• letting me air him (if u want me that bad fight for me bitch)
• says yello (can’t tell if it’s cute or disgusting) (disgusting)
• probably autistic 
• nearly killed his ex apparently (not surprised edge-lord)
• friends with a bunch of girls
• WAY too horny like chill i don’t give a fuck about your dick or ur band just be normal like bet bro is jacking off rn horny weasel
• thinks he’s edgy for drinking?? we live in england your not special for being tipsy
• gross camera 
• sent me snaps of him playing bass like bro i promise u i do not gaf i get it u like objects with string and it make noise
• would’ve probably touched me (i head cannon him as a rapist -in a kawaii way tho)
• his reposts
• would betray his exes family if i ever dated him