HELP ME PLEASE HELP ME IM BEING MURDEREREDERED RED!!!!1!!!11!!1!!!

now that i have your attention, i have a question for you, little deary rascal whoever might be reading this... HOW DO I MAEK FRIENS ON SPACEHEY?!?!??? i dont wanna go out on a whim and just start friending random people.. WHAT IF THEY HAVE COOTIES?!?!?!? nonono i cant let them near me.. IM AFRAID OF VIRTUAL PEOPLE! THE FFITNESS GRAM PACER TEST IS A MULTISTAGED AEROBYC CAPACITY TEST GOd FUCK

anyways im hungry and its 3:01 AM, see ya someday, beatiful website in which i barely partake any action in! (and to anyone reading this, lov urself <33)