breast milk and its benefits (toward me)

hello, id like to talk about BREAST MILK and its wonderful effects (on me). first of all, its fucking tasty and filling, as-well as nutritional, infant approved,, which would help get me thgrough the day without starving and benefit my health, which i think is very important for me and perhaps other boys world wide. SECONDLY, babies are greedy mother fuckers and i think if we stopped giving them breast milk and provided it to the needy (me), it would be a better cause and we would be able to support formula factories across the nation  which im sure would promote capitalism. THIRDLY, women are lovely and i think we should help embrace them and their bodies by enjoying their supply and showing that we care, i know i do. and LASTLY, it could benefit women with hyper-lactation, call it a medical remedy if you will? itd be much less wasteful and could possible help the fucking world hunger crisis that everyone bitches about.