HOW TO FRIEND (what i do as a loser girl)(WIP)

Ok so i love this site but this is quite boring when nobody talks so idk i want to start by first showing how i usually start a convo 

So first things first

Check the dni/byf/iyf criteria

Search for their pronouns n ALWAYS RESPECT THEM 

Check for any like that u have in common 

If u know how to put up a convo with small talk go ahead try 

But if u r like me just pick one of those common likes n ask something about it 

For me i usually say 

"Hey, i really like ur profile" (this one is a real compliment not a catchy phrase)

"I saw u like *insert common interest*

"*add easy question about the common liking*"

("Hey, i really like ur profile it looks so cool

  i saw u like melanie martinez

  what's ur fav album?"                              )

Its quite easy now u gotta analize what type of person they are

Ask simple things like 

Whats ur fav food? 

Also answer as much u can 

like if they ask u about ur fav artist n u say "Cameron Dove"

Well answer what they ask but add a lil reason like 

"Well i like cameron dove

Because i like the type of music she does

Its soft but catchy"

Dont overreact but dont be afraid to share a lil opinion 

Always ask for consent for everything 

even if its just to show a harmless pic of a cat 

"Hey can i show u my fav animal? "

I will be adding more things later

Any recs ??