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the garfield movie

ion usually make blogs bout movies yk but i jus went 2 tha movie theater n watched this n sum ppl whove known me 4 a while will kno this i care deeply 4 garfield i have since i was like. a wee lil lad. ik evrything bout garfield brah TRUST this movie is makin me wanna bring back my old garfield website...maybe..ok enuff flexin bout apparently bein smart when it comes 2 garfield. heres my review or smth

i think itd b AIGHT maybe a lil lame n generic but i still was entertained n liked some parts honestly it made me tear up a lil sometimes. but itd b aight if it was yk LORE ACCURATE n didnt erase sm old characters..like i was w8n tha whole movie 4 arlene 2 show up jus 2 never see her..n nermal was on screen 4 like no kizzy 1 second. n liz only showed up twice 4 a second n she was BAAADDDDDD in tha movie tbh i wish i saw her more..but i h8 how they jus erased tha main characters..they coulda @ LEAST put some of tha stray cats in tha part where he was in tha pound or whateva i think thatd b nice..but ig they had 2 put NOTHING of tha old characters. n i was SO DISSAPOINTED when they didnt even mention his mom...tha whole movies bout garfields backstory or whateva n his parent..his dad...but they NEVERRRR mentioned his mom who was in garfields 9 lives n his backstory isnt even accruate. i H8 when movies do that WHEN THEY JUS MAKE IT NOT LORE ACCURATE. i mean @ least they put him in an italian restaurant like it was i guess..but jon got garf from a pet shop. also ion like how they made it uhh yk like they met in present time..like y is this woman tellin jon abt tinder n stuff. they met in 1978....not recently..yea i get movies do that where they like set tha time forward BUT ION LIKE IT I H8 IT WHEN ITS WIT GARFIELD YD THEY DO THAT THEY COULDA JUS. NOT MENTIONED DATIN APPS

also ion like how they made garfield act some ways hed neva do. like 4 example when he put tha lasagna down "oh well he was thinkin abt his dad it was serious!" no bruh if u kno garfield u kno NO MATTER WHAT hed neva put tha lasagna down hed eat it THEN think bout his dad...also dont get me started on him bein voiced by chris pratt. even jon had a weird voice..i can let jons slide i guess cuz it kinda fits him even tho i like his older voice eva n like evry white dude sounds like him so it wouldnt b hard 2 find sum1 2 voice act him but whateva its kool..but CHRIS PRATT AS GARFIELD hell naw dawg WHYYYY they have ppl who actually FIT GARFIELDS VOICE 2 voice him but they didnt choose em..VOICE ACTORS who fit his voice 2..stop jus hirin RANDOM ASS FAMOUS CELEBS 2 VOICE PPL HIRE ACTUAL VOICE ACTORS chris pratts voice doesnt even fit garfield jus like mario bruh he was good as emmet in tha lego movie n thas bout it. becuz emmet was JUS ANOTHA DUDE HE WOULDNT HAVE AN ACTUAL LIKE...YK SPECIAL VOICE LIKE MARIO OR GARFIELD THEY HAVE DISTINCT VOICES THEIR VOICES R DIFFERENT FROM OTHAS PPL CAN RECOGNIZE THEIR VOICE. THEY DONT RECOGNIZE CHRIS PRATT THEY RECOGNIZE GARFIELD N MARIO

also he never even had a dad. ONLY A MOM BRO WHO TF IS VIC im so PISSED they didnt mention his mom cuz i loved her in his 9 lives ts made me cry bro OH ALSO GARFIELDS BROTHER RAOUL i wish they mentioned garfields family otha than his dad WHO NEVER EVEN EXISTED plz again i h8 it sm when movies aint lore accurate dude garfield was taken from his MOM from tha italian restaurant n thats how jon got him from tha pet shop if im not mistaken but i think IIII kno bout his backstory bub...suckin my own dick again sure BUT STILL she was tha better version of vic or whateva that creatures name is. if u think abt it garfields 8th life in garfield his 9 lives special is rly similar 2 this movie wit like tha gangs n stuff blah blah... yea it woulda been reusin material or whateva but i think they coulda jus replaced vic wit his mom. or put vic wit his mom cuz i aint against introducin nu characters i jus think they could yk KEPT THA ALREADY THERE 1S N NOT MESSED UP THA LORE 2 MAKE IT ALL WEIRD N SHITTY i think tha og was better. also those 2 cows were annoyin tha emo cow n tha pink cow that got freaky or smth ok srry 4 mentionin garfield his 9 lives sm its my fav garfield special eva n ive watched it n read it a trillion times thas y

garfield had a BIG ASS family so they coulda @ least MENTIONED a few family members..im jus sad they neva mentioned his mom shes 1 of my fav garfield characters shes so sweet n i love her no way his dad wouldnt even SLIGHTLY MENTION ANY OF HIS OTHA FAMILY. or maybe he did n i jus wasnt listenin..idk cuz i was listenin VERY closely 4 any nu info cuz again..i care deeply abt garfield i love garfield wit my whole soul ive had like 10 websites abt him wit all tha info in tha world abt him i do evrything 2 get nu info abt him n tha comics n shows ive watchd evry garfield show like 50 times n all tha movies all tha specials n ik all bout otha stuff based on him like his scp thing n lasagna cat I LOVE LASAGNA CAT its literally so kool ok anyways back 2 tha point

i like that they referenced some stuff but they coulda yk PUT THINGS THEY REFERENCED IN THA MOVIE LIKE LYMAN it woulda been kool 2 see lyman or @ least a lil explanation abt lyman 4 sum ppl i think thatd b nice im mentionin lyman 2 cuz hes anotha 1 of my fav characters i love him yea those references were sweet but i wish they were more its kinda ok tho cuz lyman isnt very relevant neither r tha otha stuff like i think umm binky rite

also not 2 mention tha promos. THA PROMOS i knew right when i saw that olive garden itd jus b filled wit shitty ads like a 2018 youtube video 4 kids "buy bang energy!!!!" no 

ok some GOOD things abt tha movie....hmm tha animation like tha style or wahteva..srry idk these words..was real cute i think garf n odie were SOOSOSOOS adorable when they were lil babies ts was so cute n tha movie actually made me a lil emotional. i couldnt care less abt those 2 cows or tha fatass cat lady but hwen garfield realized his dad really cared 4 him ts made me tear up i almost shed sum tears....i also liked those 2 dog guys they were funny i loved them

also since vic calls garf junior would that mean garfields name is fukin vic or victor cuz i think thats his full name cuz vic is vic senior as accordin 2 tha wiki abt him..also i agree wit otha ppls opinions on him. he aint very interestin hes jus a more daredevil n big version of garfield it aint that special its literally shown @ tha end hes jus garfield but big..he aint very special ion kno y he had some OOO HUGE REVEAL NU GUY!!!! but its jus anotha garfield. its like a nu skin in a video game but its jus a recolor of an already existin skin


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I love living in an era where the most serious review I have ever seen was on Garfield


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i agree (i didn’t read the whole thing but most of it) me and my bro also thought a lot of the hate was undeserved cuz it wasn’t a bad movie. tbh my main annoyance was chris pratt (i kinda tuned out his voice like halfway thru tho) and all the god damn sponsors


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and yeah no arlene or nermal annoyed me 2

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its kind of like tha emoji movie...theres stuff 2 h8 abt it but it rlly wasnt that bad of a movie..

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no the emoji movie was an insult to animation and also j*mes c*rden was in it

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