Some people have a severely damaged frontal lobe/Dear diary. Chapter 2

Dear diary,

NEVER in my life would I have thought that informing someone of being happy in a relationship would make them so humbled, to the point of becoming a drama queen.

Like ok man, you have a crush on me or whatnot. I said it so many times that I do not want ANYTHING to do with you romantically. I know that you can't read and are confused on what a fucking BOOK looks like but oh my god. Oh my god. You're making me question the existence of your personality, basic communication skills and problem-solving. Perhaps I should send you a copy of my cognitive behavioral therapy book? I have it as a PDF! I hope it'll help you deal with overwhelming problems in a more positive way by breaking them down into smaller parts.

CBT is a common treatment for:

• Anger issues
• Anxiety and panic attacks
• Bipolar disorder
• Depression

All of the traits that you have. I'd love for you to read it, but sadly, you have told me that you are incapable of reading, yet you babble on about reading a god knows how long of a text by some person. Aren't you an interesting specimen, hmm?

I hope that you stumble upon this and read it. Oh wait - you can't.

Oops.

Moral of this shit is, stop being a stupid brat, get your shit together and maybe talk about the issues you have, instead of running the fuck away.

Flippy out,

xø

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