courtney...

dear Courtney,

when I catch you, im'a give you a 50% discount of an ass whooping because why tf is your big ass drinking my latte & my strawberry donut without my consent? that's why your broke big "mama may I have a cookie" from family guy body built ass bitch be sleeping with your kids in one bed at a fucking shelter, i bet you don't have money for to rent your house instead of buying 5 lattes & donuts at a coffee shop. smfh.