Dear Papa Louie "fans"

I have had it up to HERE with you. I have been playing papa louie since that day it was developed and published to the public. I have about a million points in each game. I spend my morning playing papa's freezeria and I fall asleep to the background music. I don't alternate which games I play, because i play EVERY SINGLE ONE for at least four hours each day. I am literally the cream connoisseur in papas freezeria, and i gladly load all of my white cream into every taco in papas taco mia. You fakers only ever play papas freezeria and CLAIM YOU'RE A REAL FAN. I have played papas pizzeria since the day i was born, and i have evolved into a true master at every one of the games, unlike you posers. I even love the obscure games like papa's cheeseria and pastaria, i bet you losers don't even know those exist. I spend hours every day serving customers with every last drop of my special red sauce, that I can only make once every month.

Picture this in your mind: 

Youre in your room while your toes curl eagerly in anticipation to play papas louies games. With greasy bombacious hair with mold growing from your ears and speciel souces everywhere in your room and on your bed.