Dear fake "scene" people

Dear fake "scene" people I have had it up to HERE with you all. Everyday I see you walk around looking like a rainbow poop. I spend about six hours on my scene hair while you just straighten it like put some effort into your facade. I drink about ninety red bulls and my lungs are screaming while you pour it down the drain and use the cap as jewelry and I bet you sanitize it before you wear it. Only real scene people are ready to take risks. And I only breath and LIVEEEEEEE scene music I wake to an alarm of scene music and listen to it while I walk down the walls with my rainbow glow. I go to sleep to scene asmr. Speaking of scene music, you fakes just listen to 6arelyhuman or Odetari or some shit (yeah us real scene kids curse without censoring it) like that and claim it's real scene music. us REAL scene kids listen to Pierce the Veil, Paramore, and Brokencyde!!!!!!! YOU FAKERS PROBABLY CAN'T EVEN NAME 5 REAL SCENE SONGS. 

I feel it in my BONESSS we also CURSE WITHOUT CENSORING IT YAHHHHHHHHHH. XD RAWR LOLZ XD XD.

I also feel it deeply in my lungs or maybe that's just the red bull- Either way I throw up rainbows likr a real scene kid! I also hate those fake GAYYYYYY scene kids. Only real scene kids rot in their uncleaned room watching my little pony on their 11 year old laptop while termites eat their entire house from the inside out. 

Picture this in your mind:

There is a horrible stench in the air, that stench is what it smells like to be a REAL scene kid. There are whole piles of monster cans scattered about, and there are some that are completely torn to shreds. That's because REAL scene kids grow their claws after they drink enough Monster, and sometimes we just can't control ourselves. The bed has no sheets on it, because I tore them up, heh. It has a bunch of unknown stain on it, LOL XD. There is a little bit of Red Bull cans, but those are for when I need my wings, because only REAL scene kids grow wings after they drink RED BULLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. THE WALLS ARE COMPLETELY DILAPIDATED BECAUSE OF MY SCENE KID ANGER, AND THE ROOM IS ONLY ONE WEEK AWAY FROM BEING UNINHABITABLE. I obviously don't listen to my mom or dad when they tell me to clean my room, because REAL scene kids are REBELS, and we don't take orders from those stupid adults. Heh, you posers would never get it, and I'm happy to be the one to bring you losers back to reality. Hailey out! XD

(Thank you Garret for bringing out the true hater in me!! XD XD XD XD XD XD)