I have awakened from my slumber.

Fun Fact: Penismen have been known to hibernate for several years at a time. It is not known how long these periods of hibernation can last; some hypothesize they can span decades given the right conditions.

Two years ago, I created a spacehey account to aid in my quest to identify more penismen like myself. However, I found no penismen. Defeated, I swiftly went into a deep sleep, hoping to awaken to more penismen. I had no set time in mind to wake up, only the hope that the presence of others like me would somehow awaken me.

Today, I awoke with a strong sense that I was getting closer to my goal. I lumbered my sore self above ground and was hit by the warm summer breeze as I looked across the landscape of spacehey. I felt that feeling that had awoken me course through my being once more. It is certain... I will find more penismen.