the mug "cake" i made earlier today

okay so today i was hungry and i wanted a mug cake, i had brownie mix so i took it out before i realized idont know how to make fucking mug cakes. i added a tsp of oil and the rest water and i put iut in the microwave for 2:30 minutes for a start and when i went to check on it it looked like Satan took a fat bubbling shit in my cup so i put more brownie mix ijn qnd hoped for the best... after another 2 minutes i checked on it and it smelled like burnt asshair and bong water and when i took it out it sounded like stephen hawking getting gang banged by lucas lee, drake, and mahatma gandhi, and when i thouight MAYBE it tasted better than it looked so i got a fork and got some burnt diarrhea brownie out of the cup and before it could get within 5 inches of my mouth the stink was too much and i physically recoiled i was dead, in the morgue, 6 feet under, decomposing, already a skeleton