Greetings 🦇 I uh would love to inquire about your...rusty...spoons...
Do you remember the beforetimes? Maybe you're feeling the cold more in your joints? Do you need a life alert yet after seeing Britney freed?
IF YOU UNDERSTAND THE FEELING OF CROTCHETY OLD MAN, then this blog is fer you.
My myspace was cold and diseased by the time the whole website went dark, my Tumblr has to be dusted regularly for cobwebs and my Facebook has become too much of a daily habit.
Tell me you're old without telling me how old you are. I can't wait to laugh so hard my other hip breaks.
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XxAlexisNicolexX
I had signatures at the end of my text messages on my off brand blackberry phone in 2009
Shit like “Alexis_Loves_You or XxPrincess_AlexisxX”
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Oooooh it was even more cringe when you had it for your relationship lol
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