dont believe anything i say. no, really.

ill tell you a story, wheres its all easy and the guy gets the girl and the evil is defeated and everyone says the things theyre meant to say. you go first, heres your line, and heres your casket, and heres your vice of choice. go on. were all waiting for you. time flies when youre miserable, i know that better than anyone, the clock hates me, makes me dizzy, watch the spinning hands, match the ticking to the beat of your heart why dont you. i now demand that you make do with what you have, and dont expect a moment more, but you can always expect a little less. time is finite, and im running out, and the house lights are coming on, and the roses have been thrown, and hand to your mouth, scream into a pillow, hand to god i swear i wont anymore i told you i'd stop and thats exactly what i plan to do. what do you do when it hurts that bad? when the call comes from inside the house? shutter my windows, board up my doors, find my brain in the attic and yours in the cellar. there are cobwebs on mine cause i never use it. theres someone in the house, and he wont go away, god cant he just leave me alone? i want to be alone. im lying to you, but wouldnt that be funny if it was true? cue the laugh track. the curtain falls. sweep up the popcorn on carpet. and they all lived happily ever after.

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