goon guide

heres everything you need to know about gooning!

1: always have an emergency goon kit. it doesnt matter what you use for it, you always need a backup plan.

2: NEVER, and i mean NEVER attempt to flicker goon! it is far too dangerous, scientists say theres a 90% chance your balls rot if you try due to the sheer force of it. DO NOT DO IT UNLESS YOU ARE A PROFESSIONAL.

3: always stay gooning 24/7! in a class? goon. at home? goon. in a library? GOON. DONT EVER STOP. once you start this lifestyle you cant go back.

4: do NOT use devices to goon, it is heavily frowned upon by the higher classmen. all you need is  hand!!!!

this is everything you need to know! safe gooning novices.