my cute shitty little dni

UPDATING THIS AFTER TWO MONTHS TO SAY: PLEEEAAASSEEEEEE do not send me a request if you have "adults dni" in your bio!!!!!!!! this has happened multiple times now!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i am turning 20 this year!!!!!!!!!!!! dni goes both ways!!!!!!!!!!! thats the whole fucking point!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! god!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

anyways

making my own dni after making fun of dnis on multiple occasions because lol.

i wont be including any of the obvious homophobia racism bigot shit because that is literally the bare minimum and i shouldn't have to spell it out. so this list is solely of the ABSOLUTE WORST personal gripes of mine, there aren't many cause i am usually pretty lenient about other peoples interests and how they act online but the following is just stuff i cannot fw for the sake of my own real life mental stability i am entirely serious

- people who actively engage in "queer discourse". you're all insufferable and trying to tell any of you to turn your phone off and go outside is like talking to a brick wall. i could go on for hours about how modern online queer discourse is almost nothing but rebranded homophobia and transphobia and that you're all WEIRD for that but its currently 3;34am as of writing this so i cannot be bothered maybe ill edit this later or hell even make a whole other blog and actually talk about it cause its a damn good thing to yap about as a certified chronically online connoisseur myself but i can't promise anything

- fans of whatever the fuck you call this genre of game: your boyfriend, boyfriend to death, john doe, and the coffin of andy and leyley. tbh ybf and leyley coffin fans aren't THAT bad but ur still on thin ice, the worst things ive seen you guys do is start arguments on twitter and discord for no reason and be mildly irritating like a bug bite, HOWEVER fans of btd and john doe can literally fuck right off, i had to uninstall tiktok months back because an entire FLOCK of you motherfuckers would not stop harassing and full on threatening me over a joke comment i made calling your weird little fetish games mid so yea i refuse to associate with literally any of you cause of that srry xoxoxoxoxo

- DIEHARD danganronpa fans. also just kind of annoying to be around. i tried getting into danganronpa in 2020 believe me i TRIED but i physically could not i'm sorry maybe it was because i watched gamegrumps play it and that's just ruined it in my mind cause their lets play was lowkey dog shit??????? i don't know but i really and truly cannot convince my brain to like the series or the fandom no matter how hard i try. just not happening any time soon. just to clarify i literally don't care if you just very casually enjoy the series i don't have a problem with that its just that people who are super super into it are. a bit much for me

- DIEHARD omori fans. same reason as danganronpa fans. i don't even know why in this case cause most if not all of you guys seem chill as fuck. this one is ENTIRELY on me, anything even slightly omori related just fills me with actual fucking primal rage and i cannot for the life of me figure out why cause i don't even know anything about it. i feel bad about this one

- people willing to associate with bigoted people and genuine assholes because "politics/opinions shouldn't get in the way of friendship" or whatever corny shit people say to excuse hanging out with the weakest links of society. when i think about it this sort of falls under the whole bare minimum expectation i shouldn't have to spell out thing i mentioned at the top but i want to make it clear regardless. i do NOT want to be associated with you weird motherfuckers and by extension be associated with even weirder motherfuckers just cause YOU don't care

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