i performed an autopsy on a watermelon

Yeahhhhh i wish i was kidding but on closer examination this male age 26 ( watermelon) died of severe head trauma, opening the cranium and carefully taking out the brain and placing it on a sanitized pan (plate) multiple bullets (seeds ) were inside the brain causing the skull to break and crack, i placed the bullets in a Pan (trashcan) to sanitize so they can be sent to the police for further examination, right now this case is a homicide unless proven otherwise.