I don't belong in a church

I am going to church today, as if I am not a slimy little vermin 

Tough day to be the pastor-kid

He literally owns it what am I doing here

How did this mans sperm result in such a strange creature as I

I'm so tired I do not want to be in that church where old southern white people will invade my space like I've known them for the last 20 years 

no you may not hug me and ask me about every detail about my life!! Freak!! The 'how old are you' and 'what school do you go to' is what always gets me. I know you're being nice, BUT YOU DONT NEED THAT INFORMATION 70 YEAR OLD WHITE MAN WITH A WIFE NAMED CYNTHIA!!