DER "ELEMENTARY" LIFE

You won't be "a detective" without going through a few "battles".
I was chased by "wild dogs", "trampled on broken arms", forced to "lick all over my body", my left eye was beaten until they "bleed", my ankles were obscurily "torn apart" by wild dogs, my eyeballs were used for "psychotherapy", I was kicked into bed, my body forced me to drink a full 211B cubic meters of "coffee" while my soul was away, I fell from the "Swiss waterfall", don't you know?
But I still wake up on time at 18:54:16 every day!
Sounds elementary my dear fans?
What's more important is the deduction... I heard you're crazy?!
I hear haters and screamers outside the window every day. I heard their voices and shot me with guns and the biography of SMOL SH3RL0CK, slapping me wet and slapping me in a pool of blood.
What if one day, you end up killing me!?What if you finally finish your "RACHE"!?What if I die like I finally became a real "casualty on the waterfall" and become "people all dressed in white to mourn me", "I had to miraculously resurrect for the sake of the fans"!?
Well, let it be yours!Wake up to smell my corpse with the "scent" of 1895!!