Fuckin YUCK (an ongoing catalog)

 That shit that’s just cringe and gross and if you partake in it you deserve to get your head dunked in the fucking toilet and then launched into a fucking locker. 

- small idiot children discussing their porn-warped idea of sex. 

- people that sext literal robots instead of going outside and meeting a fucking woman, man, or other living breathing human. 

- People that drink or smoke or do any given illicit substance and always say “yeah, I know I’m not supposed to do (given substance), guess I’m kind of a rebel.” Instead of just being a normal person and doing their shit without needing social validation.

- people that retract their statements, delete their posts, and generally act like a spineless pussy whenever anything they say is met with any level of backlash.

- gooners

- coomers

- Doomers

- people that stick their noses so far into other people’s shit that you’d swear they were a dung beetle, all for the sake of telling people what they can and cannot enjoy harmlessly. 

- people that result to reporting better players in video games because they suck at said video games. 

- People that genuinely use terms and believe in concepts such as “empaths”, “master manipulators”, “pack leaders”, “alphas”, and all that TikTok bullshit that losers calls themselves to feel special. 

- People that beg to be teased, forced to submit, praised, called a “good/bad boy/girl”, or otherwise sexually gratified by strangers on the internet.

- people that surround themselves with like-minded individuals instead of opening up their fucking eyes and learning to exist in a world that’s comprised of millions of unique outlooks.

- people that resort to acting like a pitiful pushover whenever anyone comes at them with valid and genuine critique of their character.

This will be expanded shortly, most likely after I browse twitter or Spacehy Bulletins for five minutes and find more shit that makes me want to beat Time Berners-Lee’s head in with rocks and various blunt objects until he turns into a stew. 

Volume II:

- people that always complain about how badly they want to be in a relationship but put no effort into being romantically viable.

- people that complain about their virginity like it’s their god-given right to get some pussy.

- people who don’t bathe before going into a public place and making their stank everyone else’s problem.

- people that bring speakers into public places and blast their shitty trap beats, new wave, or pop garbage.

-Homestuck? 

- people that know a person for all of five minutes and immediately make them their partner (looking at you “partner application” gang). 

Volume III:

- people that think emulating behavior they see in their shitty wattpad fanfiction is a good or appropriate means of navigating life.

- people that fake DID specifically. I don’t know why, that one just annoys me way fucking more.

- people that will start shit with others and then fall back onto some bullshit mitigating factor whenever people come after them (I’m literally neurodivergent and a min- SHUT THE FUCK UP).

- Any of those axis power roleplayers (WWI or II).

- people that see an emoji and feel the need to channel their inner Gestapo in the form of “emoji police.”

- people that whine to others about their life problems but refuse any advice or suggestions because “it doesn’t matter anyway” or some other bullshit excuse such as.

- people that use “being hangry”, “not having my morning coffee”, “waking up grumpy”, or any other such excuse to be generally unpleasant to those around them.

- those fucking weirdos that see pimples, scabs, blisters, or other such blemishes on other people and feel the need to dig their gross fucking disease riddled hands in them themself.

Volume IV:

- people who live vicariously through their online presence because they have nothing going on in their real life.

- anyone that wants to be - or claims to be - spacehey famous.

- those people that get one hit comment on a YouTube video and edit the comment to thank everyone they’ve ever fucking known as if they were accepting a god damn Nobel prize.

- people with facial hair that they don’t regularly wash and groom so they just have a stank ass pube hush on their face.

- people that use the same joke over. And over. AND FUCKING OVER again in the hopes that it will one day land.

- people that smoke while in a drive thru line and make their shitty life choice some poor cashier’s problem when they roll up with their car looking like they just drove through the great Chicago fire. 

Volume V:

- people that say “unalive”, “grape”, “k!ll”, or anything of the sort to refer to serious topics.

- people that constantly feel the need to one-up everyone else’s suffering.

- people that think it’s appropriate to tell a stranger to kill themselves for having an opinion or belief that they don’t agree with.

- Homestuck II?