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i have several thoughts i must get out

-how far east can you go before you are west again? i have asked this multiple times in my friends' discord but like seriously where's the threshold. why is america a "western country". is it not just as far east as the "eastern countries" are. where's the point of reference we're measuring these directions from.

-what is it with fantasy universes and every different species being racist towards each other. and why is it never handled right. dungeon meshi anime has been fucking amazing but why are so many characters blatantly racist for no reason

-why is it so much easier to translate certain languages compared to others? i mean technically speaking it's all just sounds we made up to represent stuff. we should be able to figure it out eventually right?? google translate turning like "my fork fell on the floor" in japanese into A Goat's Tongue Scrapes An Orange in english is insane

-how did every single culture i can think of come up with dragons individually?

-why do people hate the unova monkeys? simipour is my most trusted friend and ally. why does everyone like simisage the most?? it's literally the worst of the trio

-botw's writing was honestly like the slightest bit lacking, at least in the english translation. plus line delivery is kind of meh for some characters. but its still like one of the best games of all time so i don't know how they did that

-which undertale monsters would laios and senshi try to eat?? smash or pass but instead its Will I Cook And Eat That

-what was the first ever board game? was it as stupid and infuriating as modern board games? i wanna play it.

-what if cavemen genuinely did have cars and fridges and shit made entirely out of solid rock and they just also had a rock hydraulic press they used to make all of those crumble into gravel and now archeologists are like "aw shit. more gravel. :(" not knowing that that used to be a caveman playstation

-that scene from... i believe the second sonic movie? where he sucks up the air bubble is RIDICULOUSLY gross. it has no right to be that gross since it's so mundane. why does he slurp it.

-how are there racist gay people. how does that happen

-NOO YOUTUBE WIZ TY BIZABIZOW!! NO!!! YOU HAVE THE WRONG SANDALS ON!! DONT GO INTO THE OBSIDIAN FIELDLANDS TY BIZABIZOW YOU HAVE THE WRONG SANDALS ON

-how are there so many cases of the internet turning a mildly strange, misguided child who just needs assistance into a bad person by treating them like shit, then shunning them once they are a bad person until they go insane and do something crazy and then either disappear or get arrested


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