Imagine this blog is literally the funniest shit ever

You read the title. You know what to do. Can't come up with anything actually funny rn so just imagine I said something really funny.

See, the thing is, you aren't laughing. Understandable, but you're supposed to imagine it was really funny. Like, really funny. So you should be laughing.

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Assuming you just laughed, you think I can't tell that was fake? Step up your game. I expect a performance of better quality next time. Alright, again. Imagine I said something really funny but also really safe or maybe not safe, depends on whether or not you're a Hollywood exec.

Alright, got it?

Now, laugh.

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Again? Fucking hell, dude. I meant ACTUALLY laugh. Alright, again.

Again.

Again.

Again.

Pfft, loser, now you just look insane.