hello there.

i created this page a few months back to just check out the new old myspace vibe, and i kept it because html can be surprisingly fun as it turns out. but now i wonder if maybe i should start like actually posting stuff here? and maybe collect some new internet friends in the process?

do i need to do an introduction or something? i'm old and nostalgic, and i watch a lot of south park. i accept friend requests from anyone, but know that i operate with the assumption that my readers are going to be mostly other sp fans who can handle an edgy joke here and there. don't cancel me.

i stay far away from all the normie platforms, but might you find me posting stuff over at southparkfanon.fandom.com/f. you can find all my silly fanart here: deviantart.com/mrpetuski/gallery, and my fanfics here: fanfiction.net/~mrpetuski (just don't expect "mintberries and marklars" to be completed any time soon).

dogpoo is the best, and you don't agree, i'll stomp you into the mud!