Report Blog Entry
this is the stupidest thing ive ever put on the internet but pls bear with me
fun fact (not so fun actually) about me:
I have a birth defect called optic nerve hypoplasia, which means the nerves in my left eye didnt develop when i was cookin
which also means MY EYE IS FUCKING USELESS. I have to wear glasses 25/8 so that i dont damage the other one and go completely blind, i also cant get it removed because a. infection risk(i also cant wear contacts for this reason) b. money c. hassle bc id have to clean my empty eye socket
but if i did have it removed, id be fucking dangerous bc Id be pulling up to the function w this in my eyehole
OR THESE
COULD YOU FUCKING IMAGINE??? THIS IS DOPE AS FUCK
heres a list of other eyes id have on hand bc fuck you a boy can dream
- cat eye
- flashlight eye
- an eye a different color of my own bc heterochromia looks cool
- glow in the dark eye (is that even a thing??)
- LASER EYE BC MY CAT WOULD LOVE IT
(dont take this seriously btw. I would not remove my eye for the sake of aesthetics and I understand the issues that would come with this. shut up mom)
Comments
Displaying 1 of 1 comments ( View all | Add Comment )
Gluma
love the way this entire post is phrased.
And, y’know what, idc about the “health risks”
(jk please prioritize your physical well-being)YOU GET THAT LASER EYE ITD BE COOL AS FUCK and taking your fake eye out is SUCH a good party trick (putting risk of infections aside)Thank you this was very unhinged
I actually knew someone that did the prosthetic eye party trick. He went would put it on peoples shoulder and say "I got my eye on you" it was funny as fuck
by _kotakarnage_; ; Report