(nsfw) dude i hate men 😭💀

(i dont technically think this should be under the romance n relationships tag but i didnt know what else to use) 

so last night i had this guy over n it was all awkward cuz i didnt rlly wanna do anything w him but he clearly did want to do like literally anything but the vibe wasnt like uncomfortable so i wasnt upset 😭💀 so we're jus chillin n im awkwardly stimming w my phone n shit n he said "stop fidgeting w ur phone" n i was so confused i was like "wait huh y? 😭" n his response was "stop playing w ur damn phone n play w my pants instead haha" 
like bro thought he ate thatt 😭💀 hes lucky i didnt kick him out then n there or worse