dream journal

four dreams i had last night

goldendoodle with the soul of a cat:

i was in this business office and there was a goldendoodle dog, and this office lady said "that's our therapy dog" or something like that and i hugged it and it was so fucking soft and then it started PURRING that shit was crazy and so cute and then i woke up (and then went back 2 sleep)

i dont count sheep before bed, i count MONEY:

i was in this random girl's bedroom, on her computer. i was looking at pictures of moths on wikipedia and she was just singing in the background. i don't remember what happened afterword but apparently i told her she was good at singing and helped produce her first song or something while i was there cus next i remember being in my old high school art classroom and she walked by me and dropped some kind of booklet in front of me and told me thanks, then explained it was my first check for helping her with music, and it was like $125,000. apparently her dad was rich and had connections and got her song published and she was really happy and i was getting paid now. very sad i don't have an extra $125k in my pocket now that i'm awake

driving:

idk man i was just driving. not in my car. but i was by myself. i kept thinking about what kind of food to get. i never got food. damn.

stinky in the mall for deadass no reason:

i was in a mall (which i've never been to) for some reason with a biggggg group of people who i didnt know, it felt like a school field trip. anyways we all sat on these benches that were arranged kind of like school gym locker room benches in this one store, and this one girl backed away from me and covered her nose, and then whispered to her friend, and i just said out loud "dawg do i stink? please tell me if i do dont just not say anything, and then she said "yeah it's just some people get really pissed off if you say something like that" so i told her dude i didn't know i smelled bad i took a shower right before i left the house this morning, i used plenty of deoderant, idk what's wrong if i smell that could be like a medical issue i need to get checked out (???)" and then we became friends??? like i still stank why are yu ignoring it now??? idk i smell good asf irl so that was definitely a strange one