Dsaf rant cuz brainrot

1. Jack starts a new job at Freddy fazbenders and meets "phone guy" (also known as Steven Stevenson when you progress in the game) and phone guy explains the whole thing about fazbenders and Jack gets a tour (or doesn't) of fazbenders. He tells Jack to make his way to the saferoom which is hidden from the animatronics and should never be shown to the public eye. when Jack enters the saferoom he will see the animatronics spring bonnie and cool cat! right as Jack enters the save room dave appears and offers you freedom from fazbenders if he kills a bunch of kids with him. Jack has the option to either say yes and kill a bunch of kids but no way to fix the happiest day arcade machine, if he declines Jack however has the ability to fix happiest day by buying a wrench from the prize corner where Matt Virgina works!!! yaay!! and then when Jack plays the game the puppet (Dee) will tell him "Freddy liked 80s music" "bonnie liked having a face" "Chica liked pizza" "foxy hated salad bars" and idk what golden freddies was anyway um after Dave disappears Jack has the choice to save, put on the suit, listen to tape or leave. it's important to listen to the tape before he puts on the suit or it will instantly kill him, noo!! then he has to press all the springlocks randomly popping on screen (it's a random amount usually 1-5 will pop up). and then he can entertain the kids as cool cat after the suit is put on! Depending on whether Jack said yes or no to Dave's offer is how the kids appear. Jack cannot kill the crowd of kiddins so he'll have to search the dining areas and etc for the children he can kill. once Jack has gathered all 5 kids he can either go back to the saferoom and assist Dave with the murder or he can just go on about your day and get tokens! (or yiff the fox and get a game over, his choice...) once 6pm hits he goes home and then no matter whether he said yes or no we get a mini game telling us to put party hats on the corpes as Freddy iirc. once he does that golden freddy will apear and make his jumpscare noise.
2. [12:36 PM] golden Freddy will appear and make his jumpscare noise and day 2 will start.

   After Jack does his chat with Phone guy to start the day dave will beckon him into the saferoom and ask for help putting the bodies in the dumpster. Jack can either accept or deny, idk what happens when you deny cuz I never tried it lol. if he says yes phone guy will come up and be all chit chatty randomly and ask what's behind his back (obviously a dead child) and Jack has a few answers to choose from, I can't remember what they are I always did it randomly once Jack put 4 of the 5 bodies in the dumpster outside dave will say he'll deal with the last one as he has a "special place" (golden Freddy suit which was locked away up until day 4 me thinks) for the 5th body. blah blah blah then Jack can go and do random stuff like chatting with the animatronics, maybe finding Bonnie's face and putting it on a pizza (or on bonnie... depends on if he cares about their happiest day and said no to daves offer, then it really matters). once day 2 ends Jack says bye to phone guy and shit and another mini game starts, this time the puppet (dee) has the task of putting the bodies in the suits (freddy, bonnie, yk the drill) but once it gets to the fith golden Freddy appears and I don't remember what happened after that but now day 3!!! yay day 3 and investigation has started, there's police EVERYWHERE and the animatronics are acting weird!!! ruh roh. Jack goes to the saferoom and is interrogated by a police officer on the way and depending on what you reply with is how he will react I don't think it affects the ending what so ever. (also there's a rare thing where phone guy will be like "Hey you did smth nice for me so um I'll cover up the murders for you hahaha" obviously he doesn't cuz he's a DICK. I don't know how to get it but I think saving the crying child from being chomped does it). whatever whatever all the robots are possessed and angry, Dave's panicking in the saferoom about the police I think Jack can just go about a normal day though?? whatever after day 3 the 3rd minigame starts and it's phone guy trying to
3. [12:36 PM]

   get rid of the police officers outside fazbears! Yaadaa yaadaa golden Freddy appears again I think I don't actually remember the mini games don't take my word for it and leads phone to the room golden freddies locked in!!! he says smth like "omg this is where he hid the 5th body..." yaadaa yaadaa he decides to seal off the saferoom. day 4 the pizzeria is actually closed! if Jack tried to open the door then phone guy will step outside and say they're closed for investigation but tomorrow they have one last birthday party. after phone guy disappears then Dave appears and tells Jack to follow and explains the birthday tomorrow is a fucking set up to catch them (jack specifically for some reason) and says that Jack can pick between the rat or golden Freddy to be repaired um so yeah that happens n what not day 5 phone guy ushers Jack to the room golden Freddy was in and now cool cat is there too and Dave helps Jack get into cool cat suit yay hooray. however when Jack walks out into the party room it's just a person with dwarfism that they slapped a baby mask over and then the police officers all surround Jack and so do the animatronics if Jack killed the kids. Also the rat and/or golden Freddy will appear... spookay :3!! if Jack havs rhe animatronics on his ass then Jack has the choice to break open the safe room and get away from the animatronics but the police still chase him um idk there's multiple endings after that so but usually I get the whole the rat appearing and attacking Jack so I get the rat ending :( can also get soapy ending where Jack goes to jail or the Vegas ending when Jackand Dave run away and go to Vegas! :D idk about dsaf 2 so fuck that I also know nothing about dsaf 3 but dsaf 3 is basically like pizzeria sim but Jack gets a new phone and he owns his own pizzeria! yay! he get your own phone I believe we start off with Harry and he can upgrade to Rodger but I love Harry too much I could never
   
4. [12:36 PM] starting a new pizzeria thing they're annoying I skip them and so basically you and jake make a pizzeria together!! wow.. Jack is also never at the pizzeria btw he's too busy randomly disappearing into the flipside and helping Dave find Peter and dee. peter and dee are characters that appear in dsaf 2 as Peter is the phone guy in that game, they're also Jack's siblings! :D

   we ger the whole shabang about Henry miller it's also worth noting that Dave's real name is William afton however after being adopted by Henry he changed his name to Henry's dead sons name (Dave miller). Henry is an asshole we don't like Henry anyway you have 3 endings I think they all include Henry in one way idk but one is the fighting Henry miller ending or the "good" ending. there's actually no good ending because even after Jack and gang fight Henry miller we find out that Jack doesn't have a soul and can't join Peter,dee, Dave and Steven in the afterlife. instead Jack gives Dave a dog called "blackjack" which is a part of his soul that I believe wandered? also kept Henry miller captive in the void :D the 2nd ending is Henry miller poisoning Jack's mind and making him kill Dave cuz in dsaf 3 Dave is davetrap (springtrap ig) i forgot to mention that so basically Jack triggers the springlocks under Henry's command cuz asshole!!! :( idk the 3rd ending but I think that ending just focuses on the pizzeria entirely and giving no fuck abt the flipside also dont take my word for the 2nd ending i only ever fought henry miller and then cried

edit: i realise i said golden freddy but i think it actually went into daves own suit or springbonnie.. dunno