I Heart Being Unemployed

It's probably not gonna last for long because I've put together a resume and am finding good places near me to send it to, but I like the freedom of being unemployed. You really can just do whatever you want. Not really, because if you're unemployed you have no money and money is money, you know? But I'm lucky and just got out of Collegiate. I'm giving myself another week or so before I become a human again. This is the most free time I'll ever have for the rest of my life.