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Call-out Post on CasperPrime

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Hey all, thought I needed to make this post to warn you of this really fucked up user I've interacted with. His name is "CasperPrime". Let me just say, you NEED to DNI him right away. This fucker stole my N64 from me! The nerve on this prick. Oh, and he did some smaller, less important stuff too, such as:

~35,400 accounts of first degree murder
~5,000 accounts of second degree murder
~250 accounts of third degree murder
~48,000 accounts of manslaughter
genocide (total 105 million, both military and civilian deaths)
~350,000 charges of theft (around $85 billion worth in goods)
~1,500 accounts of battery
~4,500 accounts of assault
~11,500 of killing a wounded soldiers
~3,500 of directing attacks at medics and other medical areas
~2,000 of directing attacks at civilians
~4,500 of directing attacks at civilian infrastructure
~850 of directing towards high profile persons in war
~115 accounts of corruption of leadership
~95,000 accounts of animal cruelty
~55 accounts of arson
~350 of engaging in police chase
~100 accounts of fraud
~15 accounts of Identity theft
~150 accounts of Grand theft
~400 accounts of vandalism
~50 accounts of impersonation
~1,500 accounts of treason
~250 accounts of Perjury
~15 accounts of forgery
~10 accounts of extortion
~9,500 accounts of various Geneva convention treaties being broken
~25 accounts of using chemical warfare


So yeah, please DNI this monster. I'm going to see if he can be publically executed ASAP. Don't thank me, just trying to do what his other victims weren't able to do :prayinghandsemoji:


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benny

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this is hilarious


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gloomy

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that wasn't very nice of him!, if he gives back your N64 we should excuse the minor less important stuff!


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🌐 H∃ΔLER 🌐

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That's so fucked. I'm gonna call my local representatives and tell them to drone strike your entire state into the ground.


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sanyousei

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LOLLLLL

I love this post sm


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