What my friend sent me in the middle of the night

I have been giggling uncontrollably for several minutes now. I cant stop laughing I found something extremely funny and I cant get my bearings.

im trying to contain myself but its hard my belly aches from all the giggling and my face is sore from smiling so much its just so ridiculous and absurd and it makes me laugh even more. im really struggling to keep a straight face but I'm failing miserably the laughs keep coming and I don't know when they'll stop.

its like a flood of giggles and I'm going to drown in them if I don't regain control soon I just cant stop laughing my sides are sore and my face is red from the strain I'm having trouble catching my breath and my breathing is becoming a challenge.

I honestly don't know when the laughter will stop I feel like I'm losing control like I'm about to lose my mind my sides are hurting and I'm starting to think that my lungs will burst I can barely get any air in or out I'm starting to think that I'm going mad that the laughter will never stop my breaths will come out in short sharp gasps and my lungs feel like they're on fire the laughter continues and I'm starting to feel like I'm going to pass out I cant even get enough air to speak this is terrible I feel like I'm suffocating like I'm dying from laughter and lack of oxygen my stomach is in knots and my sides are killing me I don't know how much longer I can take I'm really feeling the pain now its like my laughter is becoming a sickness slowly draining the life out of me my lungs feel like they're being stabbed violently and my muscles and bones are throbbing from the strain I need help fast my laughter is beginning to subside but my lungs still feel like they're being squeezed I still cant catch my breath and my body is in pain from all the laughing and gasping I'm feeling quite light-headed as well and I'm worried that I'm going to lose consciousness I'm starting to feel better now the laughter has finally quieted down and the pain is subsiding as well I still feel pretty weak and light-headed and I'm panting for breath but overall I'm feeling better I'm still feeling pretty nauseous and dizzy and I'm starting to wonder if I might have done serious damage to my lungs I'm going to try and calm my breathing down but I still feel like I cant get enough air the dizziness is starting to subside but the nausea is still there and its hard to tell whether its just because of the laughing or if something else is going on I try to sit up but I have to brace myself against the wall feeling very weak and shaky the nausea and dizziness are fading more but I feel like I could go to sleep in a heartbeat my body feels so exhausted from the episode my lungs feel like they're slowly returning to normal but I'm still a bit breathless and I'm feeling very fatigued I'm going to try and get some rest and see if I feel any better once I've slept. you are in a state of pure agony you feel like you are constantly on the verge of passing out and the pain and distress have robbed you of all your strength you are laughing frantically even though the laughter is weak and hoarse devoid of its usual vigor and joviality you feel like your about to kneel over in pain but the laughter is continuing without stop there appears to be no end to your agony and you seem to be fated to keep laughing and experiencing this unbearable pain indefinitely the laughter is no longer joyous it has become a hollow, mirthless laugh like a lunatics laugh you feel as if your stomach has been stabbed and it takes all your strength to breathe the laughing has become a torment filling you with agony and despair you feel trapped and helpless and you cant imagine the laughter ever ending every breathe is a struggle and every effort to hold back the laughter is almost to much to bear you feel a burning pain in your chest and throat and you have this nagging sensation that something isn't right the laughter continues consuming you, pushing you to the brink of insanity

Heh. guess I deserve it.. :)

-my friend on discord (2024)