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There's this weird man in my apartment complex

Hiya vert here,

I've been living in my apartment complex for about 9-ish years. Ever since my family moved in, we had this old musty neighbor. The average white old racist man, yaknow? 

Ever since I've lived here he would always look out of his window with this indistinguishable cigar in his mouth. Motherfucker has the sternest look, ESPECIALLY for the... "not so pale" ones... 😓

Some occasions he would call out if someone was dressed "inappropiately" (basically all black, revealing, or even band shirts)

Not to mention how STINKY his apartment is when you walk past it in the halls. God knows what he does in there. I don't even know if he has any family that likes him.

There was this one incident where he tried to break into another neighbors apartment because they were playing "devils music"... It was rap FYI. The neighbor was black FYIFYI.

Of course, the cops didn't bother with him for no apparent reason. I like to think they just assumed that he'll die soon anyway.

Wow I went on a rant here but anyways, love you all byee 💖


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Vaxel

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The man I aspire to be , what a sigma


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erm... blocked!

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MistleToad

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So creepy.. Blow it up 💣


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I would go to jail... :'(

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NOTHING BETTER THAN THAT

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those kind of people are so unpredictable it's kinda scary


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I KNOW right??? Who knows when he'll try to talk to me... And I think he's into, you know... people of the minor category... EUGH I DON'T EVEN WANT TO THINK ABOUT IT

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"people of the minor category"
HELP...

also, YUCK.

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sanyousei

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What an.. interesting individual...

Praying for the grim reaper to do his job soon...


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LMAO YEAH GRIMMY GET YOUR GAME UP

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