piercings in a 3rd world country

literally losing my mind trying to figure out what ball size goes with what gauge jewelry bc i have to order everything piercing related online since none of the resources exist in my country !!!!!!

the best piercer here isnt even a certified or professional one, she's just the cleanest and has titanium jewelry... and even then she fucks up piercings, she fucked up my central labret and i had to take it out despite paying hella for it and she doesn't even know she piercing it wrong when i tried to tell her- im also an incredible pushover in social situations with strangers and shes really sweet so i couldnt say much sigh

other piercers will literally pierce with a ring instead of a stud, and shitty colored jewelry where the color peels off while its healing and causes problems... labret is my dream piercing i don't want to settle for a vertical labret (i find that piercing ugly imo) and ik oral piercings cause problems so i don't even trust anybody here to do it, nobody has any knowledge of individual anatomy and where to place a piercing to avoid any damage etc. like there's unprofessional ass hobbyist 20 yr olds out there piercing paying ppl with snake eyes!!!!!!!! 

plus saline solution like doesn't exist here so we use something else but it literally NEVER works i had 3 piercings reject/get infected and just never healed. plus the piercer pierced me with an L stud and now ive got an irritation bump from it always moving around when she should've just pierced me with a flatback stud............. im going to see her to get the jewelry changed but i bet she doesn't even have it LOL

i also want to stretch my septum and my nostril and i cant exactly figure out what gauge my jewelry is rn and i doubt my piercer knows OMFG i wouldve had an eyebrow, belly, nostril, septum, labret by now if i had professional piercers and saline solution in my country FFFFFUCK and everything is sooo expensive to order bc usd to my currency is really awful and only gets higher

i watched jubilee's fat vs fit men video n one fit dude's argument was that yall are so lucky to be born in a 1st world civilized country with sm resources and yall take it for granted by becoming fat or whatever ion agree with that specifically but americans are def incredibly spoiled, they have no idea what it's like out here in developing countries- EVERYTHING is worse absolutely everything LOL