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CALL OUT + DOX POST OF DAREN
!!!!!(this is all satire and for fun I BEG DONT REPORT ME OR DAREN)!!!!!!!
!!!!!!(also all the sexual messages are jokes were both asexual)!!!!!!
BEWARE!!! this blog will contain sensitive topics such as:
big hot buff men- CURSE WORDS BLEEEEE CURE WORDS BLELELELELE UNNUHOOLYY DAREN USES CURSEL WORDS!!2!1!1!1!👿👿👿👿👿
- TOO MUCH 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓘𝓝𝓔𝓢𝓢!!!!!!! (nsfw words heh/gen)
context:
i-i’m a victim of have fallen for this big hot hunk and-and heh…. erm… wait let me make something up…. um… YEAH HE’S BAD BECAUSE HE’S SOOOO FREAKY WITHOUT CONSENT!!!!! :((((((( AND HE’S TOO HOT AND COOL FOR THIS WORLD :((((( AND I HAVE PROOF!!!!
i’ll start off by giving you all his exact location, his parents name, and face reveal :/
REAL NAME: Dareniano Pirro Chulo (HAHA!!! that’s his name in every social frfr!!!,!!!#!3!2 EVEN PHONE NUMBER)
MOM NAME: Zorra Ddidiopocmio (phone number: +1043948394’oeork)
DAD NAME: Pelomierda Pirro chulo (phone number: 69696969696969669)
WHERE HE LIVES:
heh it’s called the p*nis island… :/ go send him bombs or send me to him!! :3 i’ll kill him myself SURELY!!! (hihihihi…)
FACE(BODY…?) REV:
AND I HAVE PROOF THIS IS REAL!!!!! HERE LOOK:
HERE!!! SEEE???? how NASTY being THIS HUNK!!!!!!🤤 ITS NOT POSSIBLE HEH… SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR HOW PRERTT HE IS!!!!!! and that latino bombogyatt is just… something else heh…🤤🤤
MOVING ON ON THE ACTUALLY BAD THINGS HE DID🙄🙄
i’m going to show you screenshots where he CLLLLLEAAAAAARLLYYYYYYY harasses me without consent UGHHH!!!!!🤤🤤🤤OOPS WRONG EMOJI👿👿👿
kisses you GENTLY? more like HARASSES ME AGGRESSIVELY!! EVEN THOHGH HE IS A GENTELMAN, BC HE ALWATS ASKS PERMISSION FOR ANTRJING AND ANT BUR. that does NOT. matter. weee’ here to expose him on the worst things he’s ever done
MY IMGBB ACCOUNT STOPPED WORKING ITS SURELY DARWN’S FAULT GRRRR!!!!
okay it’s back
how DISRESPECTFUL!! he sounds just like a DISCORD MOD! AUGH!
N-NEVER DID THAT!! *nervous*LmaoaoaoaKAKA
he’s lying.
je’s trying to gaslight all of you saying i mpregged him
here i explain how he’s CLEARLY! abusing abusing me in our (non)sexual life.
and what does he reply?
NO!!,, I AM NOT LETTING THE WHATSO CALLED ‘DARENNOG’ BE DAREN!!! STOP STIPIT!!!🥹🥹🥺🥺😭😣😭😭😭😭😣😭😣😭😣😭 UGH!!! I DONT WANR RO HEAR ‘HERES THE LOAD OF DARENNOG DEPARTING! CHOO CHOO!” EVER AGAIN PLEASE NO.
then he says he’s asexual which is CLEARLY CLEARLY A LIE IGH🤣🤣🤣🤯🤯 i’m more asexual smh….!!
!!LOOK!!
JOOOWOWWW IS TJAT ASLEXUALLL HUHHHH😂🤣🤣🤣💀🥺👻👽👽👻👽👽👻Z no possibilyty. zHe’s so SO NASTAYY! PLSU ON WHATSAPP HE TALKS ABOUT PUSSY AIRPLANES!!!!!!🙄🙄🙄🙄 HE SHOULD CONSIDER HIMSELF LUCKY THAT I’M NOT USING WHATSAPP SCREENS TOO!!! TALKING ABOUT SEX IS SOO UN-ASEXUAL, LIKE?!?!
LOOK!!!! IUUUUUGGHHHNH KK💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥 that is so. so. NASTY.
ALSO!! once he said this:
because he’s blind also he’s being exposed for being blind.
and it turned into a rlly big joke, then people made 2 stamps, one against kinderjoy’s being tampons, and one supporting the cause.
GUESS WHAT!!!!!
he has both.
BOTH?!? WAT IS THIS 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚𝓘𝓝’ 𝓕𝓡𝓔𝓐𝓚 DOING!!!
i tell you why he has both.
ITS FOR CLOUT HEH🤩🥱🥱🥱(no its bc he appreciates both of his friends but lets fake NOT.)
also he keepsSPAMMING THAT FUCKING WALTER WHITE PIC AND ITS GIVING ME PTSD!m,m
I ALMLST KILLED MY MOTHER BECAUSE LF THIS. I WSS SO CLOSE.
THAT. THAT IS CLEAR HARASSMENT. I DID NOT CONSENT TO ANY. JE TALKS ABOUT WALTER WHITE DURING SEX!,,,
how SICK is THAT!!!!!🙄🙄🙄🙄 HE’S SO OBSESSED WITH HIS DELUSIONS THAT HE IMAGINES THEM EVEN IN SEX NOT EVEN THINKING ABOUT ME!!🥺🥺
SURELY i did not giggle at it.
THEN HE GOES TO CHURCH AFTER BEING POOPOO TO JESUS!!!!!! GRRRR!!!!! HOW SICK IS THAT (i’m the antichrist)
ihave also proof that he draws so pretty UGH!!! WHICH IS NOT OKAY?? EWWW!!!
SEEE GRRRRRR
THATS SUPPOSEDF TO BE ME AND HIM, BUT I LOOK TOO MUCH PRETTY THERE ITS NOT OKAY. SO. I DAY THIS THIS IS BAF SO IF I SAY ITS BAF ITS BAD!!!!!!!
BEAUTIFUL BY THE WAY.
okay we’re almost at the end but let me just show you some last things.
okay
oh wait wrong one
SEE!!!
HE MADE MY LOVE FOR HIM ALL BLEED OUT🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺totally not photoshoepic.
and also he’s GAY!!!! meaning… meaning that he’s CEHATING ON ME!!!!!!!🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
devastated i cried for 3 billion years until aliens came to earth.
look
ITS HIM AND UH!!!!…. uh
idk who that is
BUT ITS CLEARLY PHOTOSHOPPED AND HES CHEAAAAAATINNNNNNGGG😢😢😢😢😢😢😢💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔IMLOVE HIM SM HOW XOULDVE HE HAD DONE THIS!
conclusion:
i have a fat crush on this man and someone should ship me to his location. (this is the only thing that isn’t satire🙄🙄)
me and daren make out session when
i don’t even know why i did this at this point jt has no point but oh well just don’t harass my bubolo or am gonna get mad.😡
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✩Skull Kyle x3
OMGGGGGGG MY SCREENSHOT LOLLSOLSLSLZZZ
YES
SKULL KYLE HELPED ME WITH THE SCREEN HEH LET ME PIN GHIS
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
YYESSSSS I DID HEHHHHHRHEHDHBD
by ✩Skull Kyle x3; ; Report
Me0w$carada!
Im going to make that island explode :D
yay
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
don / spooky ✟
我可以这样做帮助我
OH MY GUCKING GOD DONOVAN
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
don / spooky ✟
我可以这样做帮助我
don / spooky ✟
IM SCREAMAING JEÑEPPEPPE
don / spooky ✟
i feel like a new man after reading this my jaw is dropped to hell
SODP. good
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
★ Daren (proud husband)
okay guys. this is going to far. who tf sent bombs to my house in penis island.
SOWWY…
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
★ Daren (proud husband)
im getting FURIOUS
u have been a bad girl.. daddy is going to punish u.. heh... ur goin to have a bad time
HEHHH
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
★ Daren (proud husband)
this is DESINFORMATION.
misinformation*
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
ughUGHGHGUGH
by ★ Daren (proud husband); ; Report
PЯ0F3SZ1ON4LBA8Y3XPL0DR
reading this made me cry D: (can i get a kinder joys are tampons stamp pls)
https://external-media.spacehey.net/media/su8XMofpTzt5PPk9C4eal083buPrJrc28WvEyMdybojI=/https://files.catbox.moe/0afa7z.png
here u have bud heh
by ★ Daren (proud husband); ; Report
emalee☣(joshs wife)
w...wow!! this is UNBELIEVABLE...poor you...I hope ure better and sfae!!
my ass still hurts but i’m better <3
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
SkidyBoobFish
Did you steal this information from the Goverment?
quite so.
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
✩Skull Kyle x3
I CAN'T STOP GIGGLING
heh good.
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
1NF3CT3D!! (Kyle. ༺☣༻/REDOING ENTIRE PROFILE)
i-i-i-i-i-i-i cant bewieve tis!! --f-f-fd-d-d--r-r-rv-er0vw----g-wr-vf--d-a-s-f-g---v-df--r-i-i--ii-im so s-s-s-s-oryy..... b-b-but.. im thwwe -t-t-t-t-t-the o-o-oother man in t-t-t-t-tt--t-the pho-o-o-oto... I-I-I-I DIDNYT KNOUW!!!! tt-t-t-t-hey told me they w--w-w-w-ere single..
KIYLE. ICANNOT BELIEVE YOU.
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
WW--WW-W-WAIT!! HE TOLD PMPMPMM-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-M-MM-M-MME HE WAS IGNLEE.....
by 1NF3CT3D!! (Kyle. ༺☣༻/REDOING ENTIRE PROFILE); ; Report
i’ve been attached to him like a batteria since birth.
i cannot believe yew………………..
by UNFUNNYZ abusive wife (sp fans int); ; Report
twinkars
my stamp is there _+2 kudos
HEHE
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🏮∙ j★zzl !!! ⛩️ · (m/w gang) (tbhk era)·🔪
o-omg...i-i cant believe this happened....I'm so blocking him! I'm so sorry this happened to u
stay safe < / 3
TANKS YOU VRO :////////
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