The history of Gerard the bug

I'm sorry if I make any grammar mistake, english is not my first language.

Some days ago I was walking in a park with my friends when I found a bug. And I thought that adopt the bug and call it Gerard was the best fucking idea. After kidnap, I mean, adopt Gerard we had a really good time walking with my friends to a supermarket and seeing toys (we didn't even have money but we also didn't have anything better to do). When we came back from the supermarket to one of my friend's house, I send a picture of Gerard to my mom to show her my son and she told me that I had to set him free. So now i don't have a son. 

I miss my son :(

Now some photos of Gerard