Re-reading Homestuck!!! Entry#4: Pages 248-390

Alright, we got introduced to 3/4 Beta kids. That being Dave, Rose and John. Rose does thqt thing where she has the passive ahgresive oneupman-ship with her mother while John gets yelled at to do shit by WV.

Rose also [S] Strifes with her mother and gets a BEAUTIFUL pony called maplehoof. She pets it begrudgingly.

Anyways, i gotta say the strilondes talk WAY too much. I mean, Dave, one rap is enough stop yapping on about this crap. But, i digress. Or whatever that means, despite being a step above from my peers in my coubtry i’m average for you americans or whatever. Jeez, i say that a lot.

Nevermind, Dave mucks around, bleats like a goat and does some IMPORTANT BIZ. That being acting like a dumbass and spilling applejuice all over his copies of SBURB and now he needs to find his bro for the other copies.

Critical step, let’s all appriciate John for tellin’ him anout apple juice piss so Dave can fuck up and spill it. Also Crows. Jegus christ crows. Alwayd there to fuck it up in the best ways.

Also.. JADEDAVE MOMENT!!!!!! :D yippee!!! Anyways, that’s all i have to say at this moment. I rate this a 5 hats ou of 5 hats. Idgaf if you disagree.