money, diamonds, gold and ice. yeah, talk shit? you'll pay the price.

i need a place to rant about my ugly, piece of shit ex. this ho looks DISGUSTING! he was so fucking weird when i was dating him too so im about to give you my whole life story with this mf

so it was a nice day, i was scrolling on tiktok and i got a notification, someone replied to an old comment i made. they were asking to be moots so i mutualed them obvi. we started dming and he was like "can we talk on discord?" so we started talking there.

the next day he posted on his story "i think i have a crush, how do i ask him out?" and my ass was like "lmao imagine if its me" so i commented some advice and left it at that.

a few days later i dmed him asking who his crush was cuz i like to get in peoples buisness and he kept on trying to switch the topic in a rlly cringe way. he was all like "uhm!!!! erm!!!!" like bro stfu

so eventually i said "just send a ss of their profile i wont judge you trust 🙏🙏" and this ho sent a ss of MY PROFILE. so then we started dating and he was like "honey we should match tweek x craig pfps!!!" so i was just "uh... sure..." and so we matched pfps and then about 15 mins later, he fucking CALLED ME TWEEK INSTEAD OF MARS. HE KNEW MY NAME WAS MARS???? and then he said he drew me but his art SUCKS so i just didnt look at the image. i broke up with him the day after.

so then i decided to "check up on him" on another acc, and when he was all like "im so sad my bf broke up with me" i "comforted" him, but then i had a brilliant idea. why dont i use this fake acc to give him trust issues??? so i made the acc start dating him, then broke up with him brutally. did the same thing a month later, but heres where it gets interesting.

he LIED about me on round 2, he said "i blocked him out of nowhere, got with his friend and told his friend to block him." when i did NONE OF THAT???? i shouldve tho. it's currently round 3 and he's lied sm. ill list all the lies, but first heres a list of all the people that were me that he dated

round 0, original: mars

round 1: adam

round 2: xavier

round 3 (current): elijah/éliás

round 4: ezra

so he said he spoke english and spanish to me, but he said to elijah that he spoke "english, hebrew, yiddish and italian" but THEN he said he meant russian instead of italian. how the fuck do you mix those up?! russian is slavic and uses the cyrillic alphabet, italian is in the indo-european family and uses the latin alphabet.

said he's aroace and doesn't really get crushes on people yet says he has a crush on a girl, and dated 3 people (all me) within 4 months.

said that nobodys ever complimented him b4 but me + fake personas have

theres more but im too lazy to type more. idk why i went out with him, he was super ugly.

he also went by like, 7 diff names. luigi, lu, craig, kyle, stan, tails and jelly. like wtf???

anyways thats it, bye!