Harry Styles x Obama x Reader x Author Chapter 1

I sat at the park, my beautiful blue orbs ejaculating salty water, showing my complete utter despair. I cupped my hands in my eyes under the slide. Suddenly, y/n came out of nowhere and hugged me! It was like careless whisper was playing at top volume. My face was all red and her face was so hottie mommy boo boo bear muffin baked at 80 degrees for 50 minutes pookie wookie alpha wolfy hot. I couldn't take it. I kissed her. But then, Harry styles came out of nowhere and kissed her too. And then Obama kissed her too. They got in a fistfight and started fucking. In the end Obama won the lightning stick fight and then I started fighting Obama. I won of course and then me and y/n ran away and fucked.