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everybody stay where you are chill the eff out!! iʻm gonna ask you this one time. where is gamora?

yeah, iʻll do you one better, whoʻs gamora?

iʻll do YOU one better, WHY is gamora?!

tell me where the girl is or i swear to you iʻm gonna french fry this little freak.

lets do it! you shoot my guy [son] and iʻll blast him! lets go!

do it quill! i can take it..!

no he cant take it!!

sheʻs right. you cant.

oh yeah? you dont wanna tell me where she is? thatʻs fine, iʻll kill all three of you and iʻll beat it out of thanos myself. starting with you!

wait-- what-- thanos? alright, let me ask YOU this one time. what master do you serve?

"what master do i serve?" what am i supposed to say, jesus?

youʻre from earth!

iʻm not from earth, iʻm from missouri.

yeah, thatʻs on earth, dipshit. what are you hassling us for!?

so youʻre not with thanos?

with thanos!?!? no! iʻm here to kill thanos! he took my girl-- wait who are you!?

weʻre the avengers, man :/