A Nostalgic Epiphany

I'm watching "The Tape" again and seeing all this nostalgia from 20 years ago has given me an epiphany. We must corrupt the zoomers! We must teach them to be exactly like us! They must party exactly like we did. Dress exactly like we did. Pimp their rides exactly like we did. They must sign up on Spacehey for the classic Myspace experience exactly like we did and pimp their profiles exactly like we did. Our generation alone will save the future! The generational evolution stops here! Now that the plan for the zoomers is established, how should we deal with the boomers? 😆