๐ถ๐บ แถแพแแแฏ ๐๐๐๐ญ ๐ฒ๐จ๐ฎ .โขโซโขโฌโขโฆโขโโโฟโโโโupโโโโโฟโโโขโฆโขโฌโขโซโข.
ratio + imma use ur ratio against u: dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald see the cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + youโre probably white + not funny didnt laugh + youโre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + squid on top + i hate typing this on mobile in a car + GG! + ur mom dont care + didnt ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald see the cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + get some bitches lol + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + not based + youโre a full time discordian + not funny didnt laugh (lowk this aint even funny) + youโre* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + your gay (wrong your lol) + reported + GG! + ur mom + unknown + random + biased + dilate + no father figure + divorced parents + family never had any portions + U was supposed to an abortion
Hey pal!๐๐, listen friendo, when I saw your message, I started immediately touching myself, hope I can touch you next. Over and out!๐ณ๐ณ
you don't get it! you're a beta male! everywhere you go you're a beta male! you're the SKIBIDI beta male! the sigma that showed you the thug shake wasn't in your DM's! it wasn't supposed to ohio you! there's a world out there with no sigma to hit the griddy because YOU hit the thug shake instead! you're not SUPPOSED to be sigma-man! you're an iShowMeat! if you hadn't hit the thug shake, your Kai Cenat would've lived. instead he womp womp'd saving you. he would have stopped CG5 before he released his new single. Ryan Gosling wouldn't exist and none of this would have happened! and all this time i have been the only one with a mewing streak. you don't have W rizz. you never did.
The year is 2050๐ โโ๏ธthey're making the 35th Five nigths at Freddy's game๐ฅand they've gone woke๐Instead of Five nigths at Freddys it's now called Five Pronouns at Freddy's ๐ญ๐Freddy Fazbear is now Freddy the Trans bear Roar๐๐ฏChica transitioned into Chico๐Foxy the pirate is now Foxy the gay Pirate โผ๏ธ Purple guy is now Rainbow guy๐Golden Freddy is now Rainbow Freddy๐คคBonnie the bunny is now a drag queen named Mommy the stunning๐and yeah she does read books to kids which is worse๐คฆโโ๏ธthan eating them!!!the pizzeria is now a wokeria๐ instead of serving pizza they now just serve cuntโthe sister location is now non binary sibling location๐ฅฐall the animatronics have pronouns pins๐คand if you misgender them๐ they will attack and eat you๐ฝ๏ธ๐but before attacking you they give you a trigger ๐คฉwarning and then they ask you if you have any๐ bounderies around being attacked and eatenโผ๏ธโผ๏ธโ๏ธ
Boris ๐ฅถโผ๏ธyouโre so ๐๐ป๐ฎ๐ช๐ด๐ ๐๐๐ค today ๐ฅฒ๐ฅ๐ฅฐ
can we honestly e date? youโre so beautiful. You always make me laugh, you always make me smile. You literally make me want to become a better person... I really enjoy every moment we spend together. My time has no value unless its spent with you. I tell everyone of my irls how awesome you are. Thank you for being you. Whenever you need someone to be there for you, know that iโll always be right there by your side. I love you so much. I donโt think you ever realize how amazing you are sometimes. Life isnโt as fun when youโre not around. You are truly stunning. I want you to be my soulmate. I love the way you smile, your eyes are absolutely gorgeous. If I had a star for everytime you crossed my mind i could make the entire galaxy. Your personality is as pretty as you are and thats saying something. I love you, please date me. I am not even calling it e dating anymore because I know we will meet soon enough heart OK I ADMIT IT I LOVE YOU OK i hecking love you and it breaks my heart when i see you play with someone else or anyone commenting in your profile i just want to be your girlfriend and put a heart in my profile linking to your profile and have a walltext of you commenting cute things i want to play video games talk in discord all night and watch a movie together but you just seem so uninsterested in me it hecking kills me and i cant take it anymore i want to remove you but i care too much about you so please iโm begging you to eaither love me back or remove me and never contact me again it hurts so much to say this because i need you by my side but if you dont love me then i want you to leave because seeing your icon in my friendlist would kill me everyday of my pathetic life.
Goshโฆ irelandโฆ where do i even beginโฆ ๐ฎ๐ช your dark skies ๐, your famines๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ, your unpleasant accent๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ๐ฃ๏ธ, goodness golly gracious iโm at a lost for words. ireland is just so fucking awesome ๐คฉโฆ iโve lived there for 8 GAZILLION ๐จ๐จ years, and i must sayโฆ itโs just likeโฆ ugh ๐คค๐คค๐คค๐คคโฆ sit down cross cross apple sauce ๐๐๐๐, cause like damnโฆ. irelandโฆ my pookie wookieโฆ my snuggle buddyโฆ. ๐๐๐๐, my most beloved ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ป๐ป๐ป, god darnโฆ ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐โฆ PLEASE CLEAR THE WAY BECUASE IRELAND IS IN THE BUILDING BABY ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐๐๐๐๐๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฎ๐ช๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅ
starts sweating ๐ A-AWOOO...! sweating becomes more intense ๐ฑ AROOO A-ARF ARF! SHIVER ME TI-TIMBERS!! S-sCARY.... ๐ซ ๐บ โผ๏ธ
I cannot believe what I am hearing. This is the most disgusting thing I have ever read. I donโt think that there is anything you could say to ever make me like you again. If this is how you act online, imagine how insufferable you are to the people who have the misfortune to put up with your presence. Shame on you. Shame on you for making my eyes read these words on my screen. Shame on you for making me lose the last shred of hope for humanity that I had left You are the reason why god has abandoned us.
Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because my main got locked out of my main account. can you please give me your credit card information so i can buy a new microphone and continue making music.
EXCUSE ME????? I AM PERSONALLY OFFENDED BY THIS STATEMENT. I WILL BE CONTACTING THE TWITTER ๐ฆ MODS AND THEY WILL BE BANNING YOUR ACCOUNT. SMELL YA LATER LOSER ๐๐๐๐๐๐ค๐ค
Hey there, you're smashing it at rizz! You're an absolute star, keep shining bright! ๐
hey pomni.. ๐ฅบ๐ yes jax? ๐๐ฅ i dont think i can survive this digital circus alone ๐ me neither ๐๐ฏ i gotta tell you something.. โ๏ธ ever since we metโฆ ๐๐ฅ
๐พ๐ I'm not a beta, how dare you call me one! ๐พ๐ I'm the Rizzler from Ohio! ๐ผ๐ข You really think you can call me a beta? ๐ข๐คฃ We're done, kitten! ๐ โโ๏ธ๐ป Don't even think about sliding into my DMs on Discord because IT. IS. OVER. ๐
Boy oh boy where do I even begin. Lebron... honey, my pookie bear. I have loved you ever since I first laid eyes on you. The way you drive into the paint and strike fear into your enemies eyes. Your silky smooth touch around the rim, and that gorgeous jumpshot. I would do anything for you. I wish it were possible to freeze time so I would never have to watch you retire. You had a rough childhood, but you never gave up hope. You are even amazing off the court, you're a great husband and father, sometimes I even call you dad. I forvever dread and weep, thinking of the day you will one day retire. I would sacrifice my own life it were the only thing that could put a smile on your beautiful face. You have given me so much joy, and heartbreak over the years. I remember when you first left clevenland and its like my heart got broken into a million pieces. But a tear still fell from my right eye when I watched you win your first ring in miami, because deep down, my glorious king deserved it. I just wanted you to return home. Then allas, you did, my sweet baby boy came home and I rejoiced. 2015 was a hard year for us baby, but in 2016 you made history happen. You came back from 3-1 and I couldn't believe it. I was crying, bawling even, and I heard my glorious king exclaim these words, "CLEVELAND, THIS IS FOR YOU!" Not only have you changed the game of basketball and the world forever, but you've eternally changed my world. And now you're getting older, but still the goat, my goat. I love you pookie bear, my glorious king, Lebron James.โบ๏ธโฅ๏ธ๐ซถ๐ป
its RAGATHA. โค๏ธ and im not just some RAGDOLL you can THROW AROUND. โ i am HERE to tell YOU that i am a SAVAGE
WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL WELL๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ *malicously rubs hands together and says "im the winner, you wanna be my chicken dinner? ๐ผ"*
youโre a chipper young lad๐ญ๐ฝ you wouldnt dare holler such whimsical nonsense to my face๐๐ฏ dont ever try such buffoonery with me ever again๐๐ซต You think your safe commenting thisโผ๏ธโ๏ธ๐ โโ๏ธBetter keep your Ass Cheeks ๐ closedโ cus I'm coming for youโผ๏ธ I will spread ur cheeks lil bro ๐ญ๐๐ I betta not catch you in my comments again or itโs gon be OVER for you ๐พ i will swing my balls across your face like a grandfather clock ๐ฐ๏ธ๐donโt ever let me catch you commenting again lil bro๐ญ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฆก๐ซ๐ซ i am โ๐ผ๐๐ANGULAR๐๐๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ฑ๏ธ๐ ฑ๏ธ GIMME ๐ GIMME ๐ GIMME ๐ GIMME ๐ GIMME ๐คช GIMME ๐ค ๐๐๐๐๐๐ ๐คค On my way! On my way! On my way! On my way! look man ill slap da goofy out ur ass cheeks ๐ฏ dont dilly dally between my insolence๐๐ if you dare say a single syllable you shall be I will tickle ur pickle for a nickel bro๐ค๐ฆ๐ I better not catch u in my comments again or it will be the end of your era๐งโ๐ค๐ฉโ๐ค
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