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YOU GUYS NEED TO STOP SENDING EXPLICIT MESSAGES TO ME.
EVERYDAY, I am awoken by yet another message that reads exactly the same as every other one.
"Roses are red, violets are blue, your dong is massive,
I want to blow you"
or or
"I've just baked you a finger pie,
why don't you cum ..and taste it?"
Edward, you massive stud,
please, please spaff on my tits.
Come on guys! we're way better than this.
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Ann!e
It's funny how all these cards seem to be in the same handwriting. Your admirers are either very young or have severe learning difficulties. Which is a possibility.
Oh nahhh the handwriting is just bad.. cause uh.. they were strumming one out as they wrote it
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