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BAT TALK 🗣

Where is she?! I'm freaky with it.­
I need my dick sucked.­ Now.­
I need top. I need me a little neckmaster.­
I can't stop, I'm feelin' too crazy.­
I feel wild, I'm slobbering.­
I'm ready.­

I'm a real freak, a real creature.­
Buckle up, jit - we're going for a ride in the Batmobile.­
Where is she? I'm feelin' too crazy right now, where is she?

I need it. I need it now.­
I know I'm a bat, but I need that monkey.­
[aggressively sniffs] It's Monkey Monday...


Bat talk. Bat chat.­
Grodie? Grodie, are you good?
Grodie, did you have too many percs?
Bat talk. It's never been this serious.­
I'm feelin' crazy right now. Shit is feeling crazy right now.
Bat talk. It's Bat Talk. IT'S BAT TALK.­

Wherе is she?! I'm a real creaturе.­
I could never crash out over no bitch!
I buy silly shit, yeah!
I'm really having this shit.­
How could I be gay? My bitch is homophobic.­

This bat signal's not a pager, these hoes abusing it.­
What are you, a fed?! Are you a fuckin' fed?!
I'm the real Two-Face. I'm crazy. I'm rigorous.­
Shake the city, then. I'm gonna keep it a buck with you.­
I'm gonna shake the city, then.­
I haven't been milked in a minute.­
[grunting] I need a release! [more grunting]
I'm moving so crazy right now.
I'm moving so crazy right now. I need to release!

Four Giottos
 on the Batmobile. That asshole better be breathin'.­
I'll up the glick on anybody.­
I'm at Whole Foods with that Ruger.­

Estás mirando Bat talk. Bat talk.­
Sana, sana... Colita de rana.
­
Charlar... The murciélago.

I need a big bitch. With normal people legs.­
I need a bitch with dirty feet.­
This lifestyle's starting to get expensive.­
I might need to reconsider.­
Huffin' on Herculean reptoid snake eggs.­
I'm smokin' on some shit that don't even exist yet.­

Is that water in that cup? They better not be percs.­
This ain't no molly water.­
I'm sippin' that activist, but I don't stand for shit.­
It used to be two hundred dollars a pint, now that shit five thousand.­
The fuck am I supposed to do?

Hold 'em. Hold 'em. Hold 'em.­ Hold 'em. Hold 'em. Hold 'em.­
I don't think you'll understand how crazy I'm feelin' right now.­
I'm about to do something crazy.­

The blacker the berry, the sweeter the juice.­
Come here, bitch, you look ripe.­

Alright, I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it. I need it.
Ferragamo bat belt.­

Indian ginseng got me feelin' wild.­

The rico just hit.­ [crumbles]
Uhh, the rico just hit.­
[laughs, growls] I'm a dog. I'm feelin' crazy!
[growls, itching] The perc hit! The perc hit! [growls] The perc hit!
Beans kickin' in, beans kickin' in!
[growls] Sana, sana, Colita de rana!
Sana, sana... Colita de rana.
­

We're only bumpin' Peso Peso in the Batmobile.
­
I got that bat missile on me, yeah! It's bat talk!

I'm lookin' for a target!

I'm cracking down on some insidious crime organization called the Butt Mugglers.­
I can't say much about them, other than that...
Other than, if you ever feel your ass itching more than-
If you ever feel your ass itching more than usual, you can bet your bottom buck the Butt Mugglers are involved.­


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