Coloured sharpies on bread issue

When I was like 5 I really didn't like how boring foods looked. It lacked colour and I was always fond of colourful things that were close to rainbows and having some sort of eye catching details.

I can vividly remember me fiddling with my mum's phone and then came across a channel, most likely 5 minutes crafts or something but it was literally like that channel i swear. And in one of the ideas it was showing a piece of bread soon having like a ton of colours onto it and my ass had a brain the size of a cricket head and I was like "Eureeka!! I'll just grab some coloured markers and start scribbling on any bread like a madman cuz like a yt channel said that it will DEFO not have me most likely getting an infection!!" 

And when I got a grasp of my coloured markers I then used them daily when I was served sandwiches. I'd scribble on each loaf of bread I had with multiple colours that would then make the bread look like I had just ate the bread and puked it back out onto my platter which 5 year old me found stunningly amazing and showing the effort I put into my "little decorating". 

I don't remember the taste but if I were to do it again now it would probably be rank and disgustingly manky to a point I may aswell have a magical parasite mysteriously form inside me!! :O.

Well I had been doing the same old scribbling for a few weeks when I was 5 and when my mum found out that I was doing that travesty she reasonably set the colours in a pot high above a drawer where my measly fingers couldn't reach and was only able to use them when I was supervised, I was really doomed. But I was then introduced to  coloured pencils that I would be chewing on so I didn't learn anything. I'm just built different, really.