Bro this sub is everywhere (┬┬﹏┬┬)

You know that one sub that has been in every single class at least one? Could be your Math sub one day and your ELA sub the next. They know everyone's name, seats, friends, grades, they know all the drama, they're so well-known that they're pretty much just another teacher. Now imagine all of that but the sub is an absolute jackass. It's a sad day in my math class :(